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Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

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The Sex God has left the country, taking Georgia's heart with him. So she decides to display glaciosity to all boys — a girl can only have her heart broken so many times. Dave the Laugh is officially only a mate, but unexpected kissing on the street leaves her sliding into extreme confusiosity (and jelloid knees).

Between her dad parading around in a three-wheeled clown car and Angus the cat causing feline mayhem, life is already complicated enough. Until she meets Masimo, the new singer for the Stiff Dylans.

Armed with dodgy false eyelashes and a book on boy entrancing, Georgia is ready to dazzle him, even if her eyelids end up accidentally glued shut. The Sex God is gone, but here comes the Dreamboat, and Georgia's away laughing on a fast camel (whatever that means).

  • Teen Romance: A cinema trip to the Odeon tests Georgia's cool exterior when she ends up sitting in the back row with Masimo, terrified that sharing popcorn will trigger an uncontrollable panic attack.
  • School Drama: Surviving Stalag 14 becomes even harder when rehearsals for the Scottish Play devolve into improvised disco dancing.
  • Sibling Dynamics: Four-year-old Libby keeps household chaos at fever pitch by leaping around the neighbourhood in pyjamas, singing about cows, and outfitting cross-eyed kitten Gordy in cardboard glasses.
  • Also by This Author: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging and Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas.
  • Formats

    • Kindle Book
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    • EPUB ebook

    Languages

    • English

    Levels

    • ATOS Level:4.8
    • Lexile® Measure:800
    • Interest Level:9-12(UG)
    • Text Difficulty:3-4