A surreal and colorful world populated with two-faced talk-show hosts, cheerful Finnish mobsters, bloodthirsty white supremacists, snide English butlers, and panther-wielding Euro-trash assassins. Down-on-his-luck rideshare driver Jerry Hauser's existence is a bleak one...especially because every fare he picks up tells him how much he looks like uber-successful self-help guru Darren Hart. But after a twist of fate, Jerry is given the chance of a lifetime...which, if he's not careful, may well end his lifetime. So begins this California noir—a rollicking and gleefully lurid pulp crime story for our time. Collects SELF HELP #1-5
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