On Sleep: The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. attributed to Senator S.I. Hayakawa On Record Executives, Great Decisions of: You'll never make it-four groups are out. Go back to Liverpool. Decca Records executive to the Beattles in 1962 On Quiet: If you can't keep quiet, shut up! Gregory Ratoff, 1930's and 40's Hollywood director of films such as Intermezzo, to his crew On Fly Balls: Eric Show will be oh for ten if that pop fly comes down. Jerry Coleman, San Diego Padres announcer In More of the 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, Ross and Kathryn Petras continue their connoisseur's compendium of awkward utterances, slips of the tongue, doubletalk, and just plain stupid statements from politicians, celebrities, sports figures, social leaders and-average joes.
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